She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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