butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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