margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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