scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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