do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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