OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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