No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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