I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Randomize
