i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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