did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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