if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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