Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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