weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This is the high leading the old right now
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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