wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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