Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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