If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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