That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Enjoy the penises
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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