You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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