go do what you do best...puke behind churches
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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