i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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