is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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