My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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