...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Randomize
