Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had sex on a roof
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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