Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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