let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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