i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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