she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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