doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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