the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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