It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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