Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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