Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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