i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
MIDGETS
????
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
dude. I can hear the air.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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