So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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