quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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