That's intense
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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