I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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