Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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