never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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