Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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