waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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