your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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