gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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