Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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