you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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