I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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