My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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