i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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