in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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