no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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