with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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