i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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