I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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