Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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